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Here are the 3 Beavers of Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, and Paris Hilton.

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I can't see any beavers. I can see three cunts, though.

quite right Jamie.

No three twats!

You can tell when a "celebrity" (and I use the term loosely) needs some publicity.

The go out with no knickers on and make sure someone is there to take a picture when they get out a car.

Of course, when you are REALLY desperate you go out with Paris Hilton and wear no knickers when you get out the car.

How long did they have to practice to make sure all three fannies were on display at the same time, not easy to do.

Is Paris Hilton the largest waste of space in the world ?

Nope, Victoria Beckham is.

That wasn't at the same time, that was a collage. When Britney did it, even Paris was trying to push her legs together.

Anyone who says they wouldn't fuck Spears, Lohan or Hilton is a liar and a fraud.

I find these foulmouthed celebrity slappers totally obnoxious and repulsive. I do not have the slightest inclination to go anywhere near their pretentious, skanky, shaved beavers or even contemplate them (yuk-a-rama!), for that matter. A pox on their Hollywood mansions! No wonder today's generation of young women are almost universally chavy if these are the role models they emulate.

You know, it really hit home to me the other day how stupendously awful they are, when I thought of past stars and celebrities - could you imagine Ava Gardner Audrey Hepburn or Sophia Loren behaving in such an appallingly crass manner?



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