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I?d just like to offer my personal thanks to everyone who attended the party last night. I had a great time and I know many others did too. It was nice to see what I believe to be the first event of its kind in this country going so well. I won?t single out any of the models/producers because that would be wrong suffice to say you were all brilliant. Thanks guys!!!

I?m sorry not all the ?advertised? models turned up. Some of them had very good reasons; one or two didn?t.

The general consensus seems to be that we should do it again. I?m more than happy to organise another perhaps bigger one if that?s what people want. How does in six months time sound?

One last thing. We should all remember that none of this would have been possible without Phil and Alec. They should be very proud of themselves!

Kisses,

Wendy XXX

I'd say yes to another event and arrange it to coincide with Erotica if it will be in London again, plenty of people from the biz around London then.

A hearty round of applause from my corner to Wendy for getting this all off the ground and Phil and Alec who assisted Wendy in this endeavour.

A bit of a confession here, cue drum roll as Machiavellan hood is pulled back to reveal- Porn Fan is actually me- One Eyed Jack. So there, confession over, I am now out of the closet...Outted by Woodgnome.

Thanks to everyone that was there last night. Especially the various fans and people that approached me. I think the general consensus is you like my outdoor stuff and stuff in general. It's nice to be appreciated. See you all next time.

Porn Fan, If you are who I think you are did one of the lines you used in our chat refer to oral sex to a certain film producer?

All the work on this event was done by Wendy, and it was her idea.

Apart from the graphic Phil put up on the front page, we only deserve credit in the sense that the site provided the focus. And woodgnome shares that part of the credit too.

Glad you all enjoyed yourselves.

Been a big fan of your work for ages Terry. Why the secrecy? I expect you dont want to be bombarded with questions like your old mate John "The Crusty Gay Pirate Of The High Seas" Mason did when he introduced himself to his fan!

One question. You film a lot on trains and stations. Have you ever been nicked by British Transport Police? They are a right bunch of thugs, far worse than the normal Old Bill.

I still say that without Phil, Alec and Woodgnome none of this would have been possible. Yes, I did most of the work but without their BGAFD none of it would have been possible!

Wendy XXX

I've had a lot of encounters with the police. Never the transport police though. I have to admit, where I'm concerned, Ive been quite fortunate with Her Majestys constabulary. My only time anything came from it was on Have Dick Will Travel when I got a ticket for not wearing a seat belt when they knew I was eating Claire Brown out butt naked on the back seat with her arse up in the air for all the world to see. Sandie Davies and Faye Rampton most recently on Hard Days At The Orifice coming soon from a Your Choice near you. The police were called in because the girls were shagging the guys near the window, where I swear you couldn't see more than titties above window level. The police told us when the call came through, 16 units in the area were debating on who was the nearest to deal with it. They told us to close the curtains and went back about their business. I heard Sandie had more police around the next day, but that's another story. Like I said, I've been damn lucky.

The reason for the secrecy was part the reason you gave and partly not being able to physically strangle critics who trash work in a sentence by using words like shit (very constuctive criticism)that took hard work and commitment for those involved to put on screen. However, constructive criticism is duly noted, but this gonzo lark ain't that easy as people think, especially if your filming and shagging at the same time and have to keep the camera steady. It takes the discipline worthy of a jedi knight to do.

You said:

If you are who I think you are did one of the lines you used in our chat refer to oral sex to a certain film producer?

Er, does not compute. Can you elaborate on this?

You did a great job luv, hard to see how it could have been better.
Now if you could organise my paperwork with the same efficiency.......