The Number 23..........
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 8:55 pm
.........is quite possibly the worst film I have paid to watch.
Utte f***ing hokum that is trying to be too clever, whose plot is purely based on coincidence. Two main parts of the plot went totally unjustified.
It is similar to a schoolchild writing an English essay, only to end with the mother of all cop-outs, "....and it was all just a dream"- that is the flimsy premise of the (*titter*) script.
All the film will have you doing is looking for excuses to justify the number 23 when you leave the cinema. "Oh God, darling, it's almost 23:00 hours!! What bus do you have to get? The number 5??? Why, that's 2 + 3!! Look at that car reggie plate- it all adds up to 23!!!!!! In fact let's just go home and have a 69 together- but have a threesome into the bargain; aaaaaaaaw, noooooooo 69/3 = 23. Arse."
Tosh. Of the highest order.
1/5; avoid.
!thumbsdown!
Utte f***ing hokum that is trying to be too clever, whose plot is purely based on coincidence. Two main parts of the plot went totally unjustified.
It is similar to a schoolchild writing an English essay, only to end with the mother of all cop-outs, "....and it was all just a dream"- that is the flimsy premise of the (*titter*) script.
All the film will have you doing is looking for excuses to justify the number 23 when you leave the cinema. "Oh God, darling, it's almost 23:00 hours!! What bus do you have to get? The number 5??? Why, that's 2 + 3!! Look at that car reggie plate- it all adds up to 23!!!!!! In fact let's just go home and have a 69 together- but have a threesome into the bargain; aaaaaaaaw, noooooooo 69/3 = 23. Arse."
Tosh. Of the highest order.
1/5; avoid.
!thumbsdown!