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The day I bummed myself up the arse.
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:22 pm
by fudgeflaps
It was tricky, but I got there in the end.
Three vertebrae in a jar on the mantlepiece.
Re: The day I bummed myself up the arse.
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:29 pm
by Jacques
I met a girl after chatting to her on t'interweb and a right dorty little bastard she was too!!!
Earnt my brown wings with her.
Never tried to brown wing myself. Is it worth trying (apart form removing vertebrae)?
Re: The day I bummed myself up the arse.
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:32 pm
by fudgeflaps
T'interweb allows you grey/brown wings- browning an oldie.
The vertebrae popped out during Yoga, so while I was in the position, I went and bummed myself.
Most modern men will identify with such a mundane commonplace scenario.
Re: The day I bummed myself up the arse.
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:43 pm
by Sam Slater
Piss poor effort Fudge.
No hands.......now that would have been impressive.
Re: The day I bummed myself up the arse.
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:45 pm
by fudgeflaps
I done it with no arse.
Beat that!
!wink!
Re: The day I bummed myself up the arse.
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:51 pm
by Jacques
I'm not beating your arse!!!
Who do you think I am? Fifi La Douche?
Re: The day I bummed myself up the arse.
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:53 pm
by fudgeflaps
BonBon McSpunkflap.