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The day the postman delivered a parcel

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:32 pm
by Jacques
The postman delivered 36 condoms, a massive tube of lube and 200 latex gloves.

I have no idea what I was thinking at the time of ordering.

Re: The day the postman delivered a parcel

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:38 pm
by fudgeflaps
The postman delivered my March consignment of kittens.

I huffed a litter.


Re: The day the postman delivered a parcel

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:40 pm
by Jacques
Be careful - there is a big crack down on the orange ones at the moment.

Re: The day the postman delivered a parcel

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:42 pm
by fudgeflaps
Bad batch?

They're not contaminated with blue lice are they?


Re: The day the postman delivered a parcel

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:52 pm
by Jacques
Worse - Domo Kun!!!!

(Google it)

Re: The day the postman delivered a parcel

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:53 pm
by fudgeflaps
*trepidation*


Re: The day the postman delivered a parcel

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:59 pm
by fudgeflaps
!laugh! !laugh!

!tears!

!grin!


Re: The day the postman delivered a parcel

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 7:02 pm
by Peter
The bone idle bastard delivered a card saying, "We tried to deliver, but no-one was in"

Trouble is, the workshy bastard didn't realise if there's no-one in, you can't actually reach the letterbox to leave the card!

Re: The day the postman delivered a parcel

Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:17 am
by steve56
Ive had cards left i pick up from sorting office and yes when i get back theres a card left.

HUFFING PARAPHARNELIA!!

Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:48 pm
by fudgeflaps