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Tonight's England Team: discuss.

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 7:04 pm
by fudgeflaps
Let's have a look-see:

England: Robinson, Neville (Richards 72), Ferdinand, Terry, Carragher, Gerrard, Lampard, Hargreaves, Lennon (Downing 83), Rooney, Johnson (Defoe 80).

Let's go:-


Robinson

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 7:04 pm
by fudgeflaps
Fanny.


Neville

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 7:05 pm
by fudgeflaps
Best full-back in the world bar none.

Fanny.


Ferdinand

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 7:06 pm
by fudgeflaps
Corn-row hair, a dodgy upper lip. Decent player, too laid back in general.

Fanny.


Terry

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 7:06 pm
by fudgeflaps
Discussed in other thread, "John Terry is shite".

Fanny.


Carragher

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 7:07 pm
by fudgeflaps
Good Liverpool boy, by the book and hard as nails. Plays for England, so...

Fanny.


Gerrard

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 7:08 pm
by fudgeflaps
Another good scouse lad who places loyalty to club above money. Plays for England.....


...but is special....

...not a fanny...

Twat.


Lampard

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 7:09 pm
by fudgeflaps
Scummy Chelsea player. A bit over-rated.

Utter Fanny, BA [Bachelor of Arse] (hons).


Hargreaves

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 7:09 pm
by fudgeflaps
Midfield Superstar.

Canadian.

Good guy.


Lennon

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 7:10 pm
by fudgeflaps
Who?

Fanny.