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Recently I have taken to using deodorant and after aftershave, is this a sign, what do I do next ? who do I contact?

Yo Liz taking care of hygiene and smelling good aint t a ticket to man love city. You might even get lucky with a lady because of it. Looks aint everything but a clean willy can win you brownie points....

...Hang on that didnt sound right

Then on the other hand...if you have to ask that question then you probably are. Dont fight it.

Just deal with it!

I reckon I should get my own agony uncle column...Whaddya reckon mods?

apparently gay also means stupid to today's youth. read that a 10 year old boy had police visiting him and accusing him of a crime of homophobia for e-mailing another boy and accusing him of being gay, but apparently he meant that he was stupid, part of today's parlance that i was unaware of!

Yes, I accused a brutish oaf of being 'gay' down the pub when he spilled my pint. How we laughed and proceeded to have a very worthwhile discussion about semantics ... once the dust had settled of course !grin!

I thought being gay meant you was happy, i dont think i would be to happy with another guys cock up my arse !confused!

It,s ok! phew....I had a recording session in a Manchester studio today, and never took my eye's off the receptionist's arse, she was so fit!, I,m through the worst now.

[quote]and never took my eye's off the receptionist's arse, she was so fit![/quote]

Aghh, that'd be Gary. He does brush up well in feminine attire.

You need to contact Metrosexuals Anonymous. As long as you are not watching Sex In The City they should be able to save you.

Or desperate housewifes..