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5 top lies,
1. The cheque is in the post
2. Of course I love you.
3. I promise I wont come in your mouth.
4. Of course size isn't everything darling.
5. Its never happened before.

6. That Iraq had WMD and therefore needed to be invaded.

7. Of course I'm your real father.

1.george bush is a great president
2.santa is real
3.the easter bunny is real (seasonal!)
4.i wasn't looking at her breasts
5.i'll call you baby