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Sex In The Kitchen

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 8:23 am
by planeterotica
The next time you go out for a meal just remember this could be happening in the kitchen, well as long as they remembered to wash their hands after !love!






Re: Sex In The Kitchen

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:09 pm
by steve56
Ready Steady Fuck!

Re: Sex In The Kitchen

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:45 pm
by colonel
This reminds me of the story about 90s 'comedian' Robert Newman- the shit one from Newman and Baddiel.

A total snobby cunt in real life, he once treated the staff at a luxury hotel like crap.

A bad move. From then on, the chefs pissed in his soup and whacked off in his scrambled eggs.

An ex-Army buddy of mine tells me worse than that happens in the Forces. Steal a cook's gf and it would be a brave man who ate shellfish. Or indeed, chocolate mousse.

Re: Sex In The Kitchen

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:01 pm
by c.j.jaxxon
I don't care if they have sex in the kitchen. As long as the food is cooked AND their hands are clean afterwards.

Re: Sex In The Kitchen

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:13 pm
by planeterotica
I cant actually admit to ever having sex in the kitchen but i did on one occasion catch Shakina getting all creamed up in the kitchen.