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I've thought about this now and again and each time my choice of dinner guests change, but this is my choice at the present moment in time:

Keef Richards.
Jane Mansfield (in her prime)
Pontius pilate.
Lisa de Leeuw(ditto)
Carravaggio.
Lauren Laverne. (cultured geordie and very cute)
Eludah Equiano. (I think that's how it's spelt)
Stephen Fry. (all round smarty-pants)
Me.
My other half. ( Because I would get a good kicking if I didn't bring her)

Here's a random list of twats that definitely would not be invited.
Jeffrey Archer.(nuff said)
Tracy Emin.
Cliff Richard.
Andrea Dworkin. ( what a minger)
Any religious fundamentalist. ( Osama, George Bush,etc)
Germaine Greer.
Phil Collins.
Any of the Mitford sisters.
Chris (ginger c**t) Evans.
Myra Hindley.


Possibles: Bono.
Eva Braun.
That twat who gave me a parking ticket the other week.

Alice Cooper
Boudica (Bodicea)
Ghandi
Vincent Kennedy McMahon
Stan Lee
Hieronymous Bosch
Betty Page
The Dalai Lama
Keith Moon
Jim Morrison

Would be an interesting party if nothing else.

noel gallagher
liam gallagher
john lennon
MLK
JFK
Ian Brown
malcolm x
henrik larsson
jesus