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anal sex
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 5:13 pm
by dangler
Hi,
My wife is keen to experiment with anal sex, but the shit on the cock is putting her off. Any tips from experts on how to ensure there's no shit around. Dieting, douche, or laxatives?
Re: anal sex
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 5:34 pm
by zoomraker
laxatives could be messy
Re: anal sex
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 5:37 pm
by Sam Slater
Prunes, oranges and a curry.
Oh and make sure you do it over a nice expensive cream/white carpet/rug.
Re: anal sex
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 6:19 pm
by Lizard
"My wife is keen to experiment with anal sex, but the shit on the cock is putting her off. Any tips from experts on how to ensure there's no shit around. Dieting, douche, or laxatives?"
Who said romance was dead........ (ey up chuck, thas got shite on tha cock)
Priceless post. 2007.
Re: anal sex
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 6:20 pm
by stripeysydney
Is it me Sam, or are some of the recent threads are getting a tad bizarre?
Re: anal sex
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 6:24 pm
by Sam Slater
Lol, maybe it's just a phase? Lets hope so!
Re: anal sex
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 8:17 pm
by mrmcfister
Mate
Avoid the stench trench...nasty smells and brown stuff...
Re: anal sex
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 2:58 am
by planeterotica
Get her to wipe her arse before you bone her !shocked!
Re: anal sex
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 3:33 am
by mart
Re: anal sex
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:50 am
by Marino
You can order small dueche kits from most competent pharmacists., However it is no guarantee that there will be no mess as anal sex can create a vacuum and pull stuff through. Take it easy when you are trying and let the lady relax first. Make sure it is at her pace, rather then rushing the first entry. keep some wet wipes at hand if you are worried about the smell. But if it gets messy and it's too much. You can always give me a call.
