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Titanic SUNK! (Inside Job)
Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 11:48 am
by Lizard
It has come to light that the sinking of the Titanic was an inside job! Just as the band were playing ' Iv,e got you under my skin' a cry of Allah is great was heard, there wasn,t a fucking iceberg for 4000 miles, and several dodgey looking passengers were seen cutting the lifeboat ropes.
Re: Titanic SUNK! (Inside Job)
Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 11:52 am
by one eyed jack
What? As in somebody pulled the plug out of the bath but let all the water in?
Hmmm. I dont think so.
Re: Titanic SUNK! (Inside Job)
Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 11:57 am
by Pervert
And then Frank Sinatra escaped in his Tardis?
Re: Titanic SUNK! (Inside Job)
Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 12:04 pm
by Lizard
Zippy wrote...."On first sight your thesis seems reasonable. However, "I've Got You Under mY Skin" had not been written in 1911! "
Which is of course rubbish as we all know, that was the REMIX, the original being written for the Lute in 1806, so shove that up your conspiracy theory pipe and smoke it!
Re: Titanic SUNK! (Inside Job)
Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 12:10 pm
by Lizard
No! that was the Italians, in revenge for mass immigration refusal.
Re: Titanic SUNK! (Inside Job)
Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 12:18 pm
by Lizard
Exactly zippy, there,s now't worse than a pissed off Italian, ask Mourhino.