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Porno Holy Grail: cumming a bucketload.

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 10:16 am
by fudgeflaps
Male body talk. sorry if it grosses you out.

There are various techniques to boost your cum volume, guys. what works, what doesn't? I do have a healthy sperm count in any case- I'm trying to generate wads, and get a 40-second orgasm.

Idealistic, I know.

The following works, through my experience:

1. Eating more celery;

2. Cumming as much as you can in 12 hours. Let your body recharge and re-equilibriate over three days- cum again!! You are training your body to cum more. It works.

Untried/ myths?:

1. Raw eggs?

2. selenium?

3. zinc?

Thoughts please. Although this thread is wanking-orientated, I would aprreciate if the biggest wanker* on these here forums doesn't contribute too much.

!wink!










































































































*WZR the WKR aka GZR.


Re: Porno Holy Grail: cumming a bucketload.

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 10:20 am
by Lizard
Not much chance of that Fudgey, he cant [NOT] post, btw, why dont you just stop wanking for a fortnight, then you should hit the cieling.


Re: Porno Holy Grail: cumming a bucketload.

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 10:25 am
by fudgeflaps
I'll give it a go, but I might self-combust.

!wink!


Re: Porno Holy Grail: cumming a bucketload.

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 10:32 am
by Ned
It doesn't really work like that though, does it?

An ex once made me promise not to wank for a week, whilse she was visiting family abroad, because she wanted "a nice big faceful of spunk" when she got back (cracking girl she was) and when it came to it, it was the same old tablespoon full.

Re: Porno Holy Grail: cumming a bucketload.

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 10:35 am
by fudgeflaps
Yeah, but you have to condition your body to cum more. Hence the wanking to exhaustion in 12 hrs (say, 5 ''goes'), then leaving your body to recover and in doing so generating more cells. Compound this with a spunk-friendly diet: celery and green, leafy salads.

A bit like the spunk equivalent of altitude training.


Re: Porno Holy Grail: cumming a bucketload.

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 10:45 am
by Flat_Eric
Celery???!!!!!shocked!

I've often wondered myself what the secret is of these porn studs who pop so prodigiously.

Personally I've found that in order to produce something even approaching the unreal amounts that you see flying out of some guys' Jap's eyes in the movies, I need to bottle it up for something in the region of a week at least.

Do these guys do the same - in other words save it all up for a lengthy period when they know they have a film shoot coming up? Or is it all down to camera trickery, clever editing - and celery sticks?!

I've often wondered and I'd genuinely like to know.


Re: Porno Holy Grail: cumming a bucketload.

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 11:08 am
by mark cremona
I have found Ian 'Tetrion' Tate ( aka Dirty Dawg) to be most prodigious in this dept, all the Virtual girls are getting a bucket load of his 'baby gravy' now.
not sure of his secret but on the set of the last Virtual a few weeks ago after one of his pop shots, we were hanging wallpaper for a week with the leftovers...


Re: Porno Holy Grail: cumming a bucketload.

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 11:20 am
by Flat_Eric
mark cremona wrote:

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