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We had a "best dinner party guests" thread on here.

Now how about guests for the dinner party from hell, one which would make you wake up a night screaming.

Mine:

Men

Russell Brand (twat with back combed hair)

Graham Norton - nobody would get a word in edgeways

Gordon Brown

Any black rap singer (particularly one who glorifies guns and shooting policemen)

Abu Hamza (UK based terrorist)

Women

Tracy Emin (talentless "artist")

Paris Hilton (talentless everything)

Margaret Beckett

Courtney Love

Jade Goody

Men

1. Russell Bland [sic]
2. Graeme Norton
3. Vernon Kay
4. David Guest
5. A member of this forum who shall remain nameless (mods have enough to do)

Women

1. Caroline Aherne
2. Catherine Tate
3. Margaret Becket
4. Hazel Blears
5. Anne Diamond


As for Paris Hilton I would invite her in the hope of jumping in the sack with her. Yes you read that correctly, I'd shag her....I mean there must be a prize or something for the one millionth customer?

Jacques wrote:

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> Women
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> 1. Caroline Aherne


Really Jacques? I think she is really great (apart from after series 2 of Royale Family) I have Fast Show series 1&2 and think shes quite tasty...........great tits as well.

I just want to put my foot through the TV every time I see her, I can't stand her.

Men

Pete Doherty
George Michael
Micheal Jackson
Elton John
Peter Stringfellow


Women

Jade Goody
Rebecca Loos
Vanessa Feltz
Margaret Thatcher
Jo Brand

One dinner i would be avoiding.

Yeah I know, but somebody would have pointed it out that I spelt it wrong and I simply wished to point out that it was deliberate and then avoid a thread such as this one !laugh!

Actually I would probably hand out an invite (it's not you on my list), I admit I'm no fan but at least the conversation over a glass or two of port would be interesting.