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Cant Wank - Sympathy Wanted
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:58 am
by Deano!
OOOuch - I've sprained my right shoulder and it fuckin' hurts to use my arm for almost anything including wanking. And they think life is tough in Iraq !!!
Re: Cant Wank - Sympathy Wanted
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:10 am
by ATS
Get yourself a job on tv doing Can't Wank Won't Wank
It worked for bloody Ainsley Harriott.. oh no sorry he's the biggest
wanker on tv!!
Re: Cant Wank - Sympathy Wanted
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:11 am
by Sam Slater
Idle bastard.
Re: Cant Wank - Sympathy Wanted
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:52 am
by Deano!
Thanks for the suggestions - I was going to try thinking pure thoughts, but I couldn't think of any.
Re: Cant Wank - Sympathy Wanted
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:14 am
by Lizard
Would it help if I send my assistant round ?
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Re: Cant Wank - Sympathy Wanted
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:45 am
by ATS
Lol - good one Lizard !!! By the way can she call on me next
Tuesday as it's my giro day
Re: Cant Wank - Sympathy Wanted
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:48 am
by steve56
She looks tough.
Re: Cant Wank - Sympathy Wanted
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:50 pm
by Lizard
She' always happy to benefit people on benefit's, she's used to handouts herself.
