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Yes, it's that time of the year when we are subjected to this tedious banal farce at SW19. The time when 3 piles of excrement join together and prove that vomit does have human form!

Pile 1; what's incredulously known as the "players". These greasy, zit skinned, lice-ridden, monosyllabic, pig ignorant, automaton's (and the male of this species is altogether more hideous) who becuase they hit a small ball over a net receive a gargantuanly obscene amount of money!!

Pile 2; what's laughingly called "the fans". This putrid coven of late middle-aged "women" who becuase they might get a tiny view of some rancid vomit stain on the buttock of their "idol", get their sexual juices into such a state that they spew acrid urine over their grey flannelled corsets!!

Pile 3; the scum that is the "media". Never in the history of human existence has there been a more revoltingly obsequious, fawning, grovelling bunch of lackeys and paid sycophants, who heap legions of succur upon their "Gods", and would willingly lick the rim off their "master's" arsehole in order to show their undying devotion!!!

I guess this means you missed out on a seat for the mens final this year then!

Oh come on its pissed down since the start of Wimbledon show some sympathy, the limp wristers and lesbos have been sitting there with their overpriced strawberries and cream patiently waiting for some action, but there is some good news Cliffe Richards hasnt started singing yet !love!!thumbsup!!cool!

You do realise that if Henman actually won Wimbledon Britain would immediately return to being a globe-straddling empire, don't you?

Little flags at the ready, middle-englanders. Go, Tim, go............the exit's that way.

the scum that is the "media". Never in the history of human existence has there been a more revoltingly obsequious, fawning, grovelling bunch of lackeys and paid sycophants, who heap legions of succur upon their "Gods", and would willingly lick the rim off their "master's" arsehole in order to show their undying devotion!!!


Ah, you know John Inverdale, then.

Inverdale's not the only one. There's a vast army of them!! There was this female arse-gobbler on R4 this evening "reporting from Wim blah-blah". The way she spoke to us, the listening public, was as if we were 4 year old's with learning difficulties! The gushing sycophancy emanating from her gob just becuase one of the grease-pot "players" spoke to her, quiet literally sounded as if she was sucking on his ring piece!!

I mentioned Inverdale because he's so versatile. He can suck the shite out of more English sporting botts in many different sports.

This bint "reporter" on R4 took the art of obsequious arsehole swallowing to new heights this afternoon!!

They must run seminars in obsequieseness for Beeb sports reporters.