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Aren't some people cunts! I hit 3 cars on the way home, and only because I was drinking some vodka shots whilst getting a wank from Ms Liz, and the cheeky bastards had the Gall to accuse me of dangerous driving...ME! unbelievable..It,s bloody difficult to concentrate whilst your chucking rubbish out of the window, some people are sooooooooo selfish, right where was I.

I cant remember where I came from Waz, I only know where I;m going.

(note use of butchers/bakers/candlestickmakers apostrophe.)

Any cunt who's liver has the incapacity to regulate it's own fucking internal temperature can fuck off back to sunnier climbs. Sitting on those rocks all morning warming yourselves up, while us mammals have already done a 4 hour shift!

Lazy cunts!

Yeh! eat yer heart out yer pasty faced motherplucker...

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Why have you only got three legs?

I get that all the time.............!sherlock!