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If it is unknown to anyone at
this point, I am an avid fan
of Rebekah Jordan and Pissing!
If a girl has a dinner of
Smoked Haddock, it makes it great!
I love to gargle a nasty piss
like mouthwash and then sometimes
I will snort some up my nose
so the smell will linger for a
while. The post nasal drip is
great too!
I also love to piss into
me own face when I watch
Rebekah Jordan in her
piss films.
Anyone ever piss in their
own face or wet their
trousers on purpose?
It is well known thoughout
the world that the high
priests in India drink all their piss as a ritual.
The populace look upon them as no less than gods!
I am not Drunk as Magoo
suggests. I am simply a lover of
Urine. Perhaps I am as enlightened
as the priests in India who drink
all their piss as a ritual. And
I can't wait for the day to come
when Rebekah could become a high
priestess and Froglin her faithful toilet bowl!
If only I had the power to make the rains,
the rivers, the streams, ponds, lakes,
and our water resevoirs into Rebekah's
liquid gold! I would be one with the
Nexus and the whole world would be
enlightened as well!! All would
worship High Priestess Rebekah and
become faithful toilet bowls as has
froglin in his dillusional Mind!!!!

-Froglin

WTF??????????????

Now, now: each to their own......I'm more concerned about all that 'Nexus' stuff at the end, and that changing our entire planetary water supply to about pH 11.5 would render the Earth uninhabitable.
Sounds like a SPECTRE plot from one of the Bonds........

Which Bond surely not Alan Bond?

If I could piss on anybody he'd be the man!!

cheers
B...OZ

It is no Bond spectre plot.
I don't want to control the
world, I only want everyone
to be at one with the Nexus!
I happen to believe that if
the entire global water supply
was changed to Rebekah's piss
everyone could experience the
nexus!!

The Nexus is the place where joy is
like a tangible object you could
cover yourself in like a blanket.
The nexus is a realm where time
has no meaning. In my case the blanket
of joy I experience
would be rebekah jordan's piss after
she had a nice dinner consisting
of pickled herring, smoked haddock and asswine.
In another person's world it my be
getting pumped in the arse!

What the fuck do you think
the priests in India were
talking about. It is
the Nexus. We need to
act now!!!! Someone must contact Rebekah
and inform her of her duties to mankind!!
She needs to start pissing much much
more if we have any hope of creating
any new resevoirs and streams and lakes!

Boy I sure could fancy some piss
squirting into me bum with a funnel!!

Talyhho ALL!!!!

-Froglin

Is anyone else picturing a remake of "The Enema Bandit" with Rebekah in the title role now?

Um, I'll get me coat...........

I'll get me coat too!!!!!!!!

....after DS and Woopert, surely?

Urea and uric acid are poisons, which is why the body ejects them. the high solute content of urine means rapid bodily dehydration if ingested in quantity, and subsequent renal failure if not immediately remedied. Not my idea of a fun time.
The only places where uric acid occurs naturally are a few pools of it on a couple of the moons of Jupiter, and nothing lives in them, not unsurprisingly.
Not even swamis.

I Wouldn't waste the good stuff on them.

Just the solids for DS & Woopert!!

cheers
B...OZ