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My Monthly Shave.

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:30 pm
by Trumpton
Ahh, last night I had to have my monthly all-over shave! Yep, everything bar my eyebrows (which needed to be trimmed right back) was shaved off!!

If I don't do this I feel as if I'm turning into Cheetah's bigger hairier brother!!
The mass of hairs on my back is a real problem, but with careful and skillful use of a male personal groomer my hairy back is transformed into a smooth surface once again.

One has to be very delicate around the bollocks and underneath the old chap. You'd be surprised but the arse crack area doesn't present it's self as a problem!


Re: My Monthly Shave.

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:24 pm
by stripeysydney
Serve's me right for looking at this thread, no offence Trumpton, but I really did'nt need to know that.

Re: My Monthly Shave.

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:40 pm
by Sam Slater
I was just eating my chicken soup.


Re: My Monthly Shave.

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:50 pm
by BeestonBoy
At least you didn't find a hair in it S"ts"S

!puke!


Re: My Monthly Shave.

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 6:15 pm
by c.j.jaxxon
Well I've never!!!! I didn't relize you had that much hair. (Harry and The Hendersons HA HA!!!!)

Re: My Monthly Shave.

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 6:20 pm
by Lizard
Do you find yourself shouting 'Allah is great' just before they rip the wax from your bollock's, I think I saw that in a film somewhere..


Re: My Monthly Shave.

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:38 pm
by Snake Diamond
T.M.I.

For fucks sake, T.M.I.

LOL


Re: My Monthly Shave.

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:05 am
by Lizard
Trumpton- pre shave

[img]http://www.legendsofamerica.com/photos- ... uy-180.jpg[/img]


[Bollocks and old chap edited to protect the squemish]


Re: My Monthly Shave.

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 9:42 am
by Snake Diamond
!laugh! !laugh! !laugh!


Re: My Monthly Shave.

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 10:46 am
by ATS
Trumpton looks like Dave Stewarts twin brother