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Re: Dear Deirdre - An agony aunt thread
Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:37 am
by Trumpton
Dear Deirdrie says: "Chunk a bucket of cold water over yourself, as we don't what that type of thing going on - you'll frighten the horses! You need to take plenty of rigourous excercise to take you mind off 'it'"
Re: Dear Deirdre - An agony aunt thread
Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:41 am
by Pervert
I think Shelley has already been volunteered for the Dear Deirdre post.
"Dear Deirdre,
Whenever I see a post from someone looking for someone to hunt down free links or pictures for them, or whenever a thankless wee keech responds to a model or tog's kindness in posting pics by asking them to put the whole set up for free, I want to grab a rusty-nail enstudded cricket bat and beat them to a pulp. Can you help me?
An Ancient Brit."
Re: Dear Deirdre - An agony aunt thread
Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 12:06 pm
by Pervert
Dear Deirdre,
Do you have Alice In Blunderland's address? I fear they might be in danger of befalling some terrible tragedy involving extreme violence.
!innocent!
Re: Dear Deirdre - An agony aunt thread
Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 12:28 pm
by andy at handiwork
And if that doesn't work you could try this.
Re: Dear Deirdre - An agony aunt thread
Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:00 pm
by andy at handiwork
Why, you want to meet her?
Re: Dear Deirdre - An agony aunt thread
Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:13 pm
by one eyed jack
Well my advice is Brutal, have a bloody good wank. Even if its on the street or your local library, pull your trousers and pants down and just start poling away until you let go with the white flow and feel better and if any copper comes up to arrest you you tell em to fuck off! Its a free country and I am bloody british and pay me bloody taxes!