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Mojo.

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:25 pm
by fudgeflaps
I am in a situation, at the most inopportune moment of summer 2007, where I have lost a bit of 'Mojo'.

Does anyone know how to get one's mojo back, if there is a bottle of 'Mojo' that can be bought, or if their are any special concoctions that can bring back the mojo?

Suggestions like 'setting up camp in Angel Long's pants' and 'cracking one off until thy Kingdom cum' have been considered.

Serious query.


Re: Mojo.

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:27 pm
by jj
They still sell 'Mojo Chews', don't they?
Orally-administered Mojo- can't beat it.


Re: Mojo.

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:28 pm
by Jacques
A healthy dose of Miyah should do the trick.


By the way Fudgey I need your help with something. I'll post details later.......


Re: Mojo.

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:31 pm
by fudgeflaps
Mojo chews, ah the nostalgia........... strawberry, orange, cola and the Daddy: spearmint.

The memories.......... Lee's Macaroon bars, Benson's Crisps, Kwenchy Cups, Youth Club, Vectrex.................................................

................................. !sleep!


Re: Mojo.

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:31 pm
by fudgeflaps
Okey-cokey. Not too challenging I hope?


Re: Mojo.

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:32 pm
by jj
See?
Yer cured.

Now go to Angel; go to her, and take thy tent-pegs.....


Re: Mojo.

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:33 pm
by Trumpton
Jacques wrote:

> A healthy dose of Miyah should do the trick.

That'd be a excellent remedy for all ailments!


Re: Mojo.

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:33 pm
by fudgeflaps
.............the resultant trouser-tent has made it difficult to walk. !tears!


Re: Mojo.

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:35 pm
by fudgeflaps
Miyah looks like a cutie, just checked her out in the actresses section.............

..........is she a top performer?


Re: Mojo.

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:36 pm
by jj
Let Muhammad [or slim blonde female equvalent thereof] come to the
[trouser-]mountain, then.....