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It was recently roported that the Police now want the right to take DNA samples from people commiting even the most minor offences like dropping litter, well thats fine but what about all the dog shit on the pavements, so im suggesting that all dog owners should be registered along with their dogs DNA and then all dog shit can be traced back to its rightfull owner and then they themselves can be fined and have their DNA put on the register, but of course this will never happen as it has fuck all to do with dropping litter as its just another ploy to give the police more powers and the people who let their dogs shit on the pavements come from all walks of life and if this was taken up you would probaby find a lot of the police and judges falling foul of the law !cool!

Yeah, but the judges/police etc. would somehow 'not have to' give
samples.
The notion that the Law applies equally to all, without favour, died a LONG
time ago....

Queens corgis again.

Rook to bishop 2.

Mmm, DNA from dog shite - how would they do that? Who would do that? The pay would have to be spectacularly brilliant!

Trumpton wrote:

> Mmm, DNA from dog shite - how would they do that? Who would do
> that? The pay would have to be spectacularly brilliant!
>
> planeterotica wrote:
They could be payed time and a turd how brilliant is that !cool!

planeterotica wrote:

> It was recently roported that the Police now want the right to
> take DNA samples from people commiting even the most minor
> offences like dropping litter, well thats fine but what about
> all the dog shit on the pavements, so im suggesting that all
> dog owners should be registered along with their dogs DNA and
> then all dog shit can be traced back to its rightfull owner and
> then they themselves can be fined and have their DNA put on the
> register, but of course this will never happen as it has fuck
> all to do with dropping litter as its just another ploy to give
> the police more powers and the people who let their dogs shit
> on the pavements come from all walks of life and if this was
> taken up you would probaby find a lot of the police and judges
> falling foul of the law !cool!

This really fucking pisses me off, fucking bastards, on 2 counts. This is just another nail in the coffin of FREEDOM. '1984' anyone ?

Also, Dog Shit on the pavements, FUCKING BASTARDS. A few months back, on one specific point, I was walking my dogs up to the local woods for their constitutional walk, & I didn't notice 1 of them had lagged back to talk a dump, so 1 of the NOSEY CUNTS went came straight over to me as soon as I got back home.

I consiquently went up & dealt with the "problem", after explaining to the "cunt" that I take "Doggy Bags" with me EVERY time, I just hadn't spotted 1 of the dogs had lagged back at that time.

So what was the upshot of this, this said same "cunt" with her fucknut friends are the same asswipes who walk their dogs all over the estate, & let their dogs SHIT anywhere, without cleaning up after them, & they've been doing this for the last year.

After speaking to another neighbour in the area, she mentioned that the ONLY reason "Cunty McSlut" had came over to have words, was that her kids were playing out in the street, & other neighbours she's friendly with, were in her garden, & they just happened to see 1 of my dogs "doing the deed".

Fucking hypocritical cunt-faced rag wipe, some of them in this area are fucking annoying retarded brain dead bastards.

!rant! !rant! !rant!

OK, rant over, who else wants the Soap Box?

LOL !grin!

Oops, EDIT FUNCTION, !grin!.

> ...the local woods for their constitutional walk, & I didn't
> notice 1 of them had lagged back to talk a dump, so 1 of the
> NOSEY CUNTS went came straight over to me as soon as I got back
> home.

"TAKE a Dump", not "talk a dump", LOL.

!grin!

How about that company in the US (who are now trying to bring a division over here in the UK), who go around collecting various samples of Dog Shit, dry it, bag it up & Shit it... oops, Ship it off to their customers "target".

Goan yerself, Snake, you're on a roll.