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I din't know bananas had laxative properties.
Mind you, I'm on a jewellery-free diet so it's a moot point.

wonder if he had a curry to wash it down.

Bananas bung you up!

Some castor oil, or prunes would have done the trick.

Maybe he just fancied an expensive meal?

Maybe they don't sell laxative in India, and they might have just had a
job-lot of bananas in, to feed the patrol-elephants.
Or they might have had a handy [geddit?] banana-plant growing just
outside the nick- I mean, there's Hogweed growing just outside Kilburn
nick, so there's precedent.

F*****g hell! that's beats Cool hand Luke anyday..

Banana's are known to "help keep you regular".

Might stop me being late for work, then?

!laugh!

Depends what's making you "late for work" then, LOL.

!grin!