Howard off Halfix TV Ads.........

[Arginald Valleywater]

Is the most annoying twat on television. Period.

[steve56]

Graham Norton.

[stripeysydney]

Terry (gobshite) Christian, who sometimes keeps popping up on late-night television. He used to front that pack of shite that was "The word". Every time I saw his ugly, gormless mug talking crap in a really annoying Manc accent it made me want to kick the front of my telly in, which was torment as I had just purchased a brand new classy Sony.

[Snake Diamond]

No, by far the worse is that absolute CUNT from the Adverts, Barry Scot I believe his name his.

He fronts the Cillit Bang adverts. He's such an annoying cunt, you just want to smash his fucking teeth in & pour 1/2 gallon of Hot Water + Cillit Bang down his throat.

We use cillit bang, it's a good product for killing grease n other caked on food related issues. We came across a promo pack for his product, & found that it is actually a good product, but man I'd love to "deck that cunt", he really fucking girates my nerves with his SHOUTING in the advert.

[crofter]

My entries into this very interesting topic are:

Howard of Halifax (even the computerised version is shite, I would just love to stomp on that cunts goofy face - a Prize Prick to be sure)

Davina McCall (childish, trainee battleaxe, drug infested media talentless whore)

That Old Irish Bint that does the BBC Golf coverage (what a grating know it all old cunt she is and she loves to hear the sound of her own voice, she was kept reasonably quiet during the British Open but come the British Womans Open she just had to take charge ... twat hope Peter Alliss works out how to turn her mike off before the next broadcast.

.... Pretty sure I will come up with a few more once I get the strength to press the "on" button on my new shiny steam powered LCD (Low Class Duffer) TV.

[Snake Diamond]

Barry Scot is the worst, but I do agree that that CUNT Howard is deserving a Nut Job, he's a fucking right old TWAT/CUNT/WANKER.

[Snake Diamond]

crofter wrote:

> My entries into this very interesting topic are:

> Howard of Halifax (even the computerised version is shite, I
> would just love to stomp on that cunts goofy face - a Prize
> Prick to be sure)

CUNTING TWAT

> Davina McCall (childish, trainee battleaxe, drug infested media
> talentless whore)

Might be ok to Fuck, but does seem to love her own voice.

> That Old Irish Bint that does the BBC Golf coverage (what a
> grating know it all old cunt she is and she loves to hear the
> sound of her own voice, she was kept reasonably quiet during
> the British Open but come the British Womans Open she just had
> to take charge ... twat hope Peter Alliss works out how to turn
> her mike off before the next broadcast.

How old, what's her name?

> .... Pretty sure I will come up with a few more once I get the
> strength to press the "on" button on my new shiny steam powered
> LCD (Low Class Duffer) TV.

Steam Powered ?

[Arginald Valleywater]

Crofter, you mean Maureen Madill. Don't know where the BBC found her but along with "I shagged Monty's wife" Linnaker they make the coverage apinful when Alliss and Brown are taking a tea break. She is also a complete munter whereas Hazel Irvine gives me the horn. Stood next to her up at Loch Lomond last month, very pretty and petite.

And Howard is still the biggest twonk on TV.

Currently bubbling Jonathon Woth, Russell "No Talent" Brand, Sir Trevor MacDonut (stick to the news mate you are not very funny), Graham Norton, whose salary equates to some 23000 licence payers and the Wank Master General, Lord of all Wankers, Grand Chief Wizard of the Lodge of Wankers, ladeez and gennelmen, Eamon Holmes!!