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Best way to kill yourself?
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:26 pm
by Sam Slater
Come on............be creative. This will be your final scene.
Will you be a man, or a mouse?
Mine:
Kneel down in front of a nursery, then with all my might, headbut the concrete. I mean really smash my skull against the curb.
Re: Best way to kill yourself?
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:30 pm
by fudgeflaps
That's hardcore and, I must say *pinky up while I sup a dainty cup of tea*, most unladylike.
I'll probably perform a technique as per Chris Morris' Jam:
As I'm too scared to jump from a height of 40 flights on a tower block, I'll go up one flight, jump off, and repeat the process 40 times until the job is done.
However, YOU- m'lady- need a more appropriate means of ending it all, involving petticoats and cross-stitch.
Re: Best way to kill yourself?
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:39 pm
by Sam Slater
I don't think anyone has ever thought of headbutting the curb to commit suicide. People are so boring really (hanging/jumping off things/overdose/slashy wristy).
I mean, do something original that will get you in the papers!
Re: Best way to kill yourself?
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:41 pm
by fudgeflaps
Drown yourself in the pool of the Big Brother house while the housemates are asleep.
See if the producers REALLY care.
Re: Best way to kill yourself?
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:43 pm
by Sam Slater
No ones playing my game fudge.........I'm being ignored. Goodbye world!
Re: Best way to kill yourself?
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:47 pm
by fudgeflaps
No, don't do it Sam!
saaaaaaaaaaaaaaamaaaaaaaaaaaaaantha!
The best day to go is a Friday.
And you've botched your goodbye- what happened to 'cruel' world as your classsic parting shot?
Save it for another day, and ideal conditons. Check the weather forecast for Friday, and if the windchill, temperature and pressures are good, go for it then.
Re: Best way to kill yourself?
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:55 pm
by Sam Slater
Maybe I could blow all my savings on heroin, bag the lot up in condoms and swallow them. Sort of like a gamble to see if any burst.
If I die my mum will thing I was smuggling drugs for someone and the coppers will be scratching their heads trying to figure it out.
I'm confused now.
Re: Best way to kill yourself?
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:57 pm
by fudgeflaps
Scurrilous.
But most devastatingly, very, very unladylike.
Well, unless you are a lady of da ghettos.
Re: Best way to kill yourself?
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:59 pm
by Sam Slater
Maybe I could go to bingo with my nan, and when I don't win I could stab myself in the eye with the bingo pen! Right through to the brain!
Who'd sit in my seat the day after?!
Re: Best way to kill yourself?
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:04 pm
by fudgeflaps
You could!
What number is "Kelly's Eye"?
When they announce that, you could do it then.