A Poem By Layla Jade - Death By Spam
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:52 am
Hey all, you may (or not) know that when i get the time I Like to write Poems, you can read some of thm on my myspace/laylajade page. Anyway Just for the hell of it I decided to post this one which I wrot back in March.
Let me know what you think.
Lay
xoxoxo
Death by Spam
Mary sat at her computer, one bright sunny day,
and felt constricting her airway,
With absolute fear she watched her pc,
wondering what an earth she would see.
She opened her email and the spam came right in,
So much and so fast, it made Mary's head spin!
Not letter's from friends, asking how she had been.
but emails from people who seemed horribly mean.
On the edge of her seat poor mary, she sat,
reading emails from company's, asking why she was fat!
Emails from business's telling her to enlarge her small cock,
Emails from Security company's about some fancy new lock.
Emails from Thailand that poor Mary could not read,
Emails offering discount drugs that Mary did not need.
An email came from Germany offering Mary to join a porn-site,
Dear Mary quite contrary, well she watched this all in fright.
Mary had deleted the nasty spam, so many times before,
it really seemed to Mary, that the wolves were at her door.
Mary sat at her tiny desk, and felt her chest get tight,
A message from a naked man read " talk to me tonight!"
Mary didn't know the folks trying to to sell her a replica watch,
and Mary didn't want a supply of age old quality scotch.
More email came from the Nigerian guy who wanted Mary to give,
the details of her bank account so he could deposit 1 billion quid.
Mary looked upon the email, offering a very expensive shirt,
she raised her hand and clutched her chest, it really, really, hurt.
Mary began to topple from her sturdy swivel chair,
To think of all the dreadful spam she really did not dare.
Some time had passed and Mary dear, lay dead upon the floor,
and still into her mailbox the spam did pour and pour.
All the stress had caused, poor Mary's heart to simply jam,
on the coroner's report, it read, that 'death was caused by spam.'
Let me know what you think.
Lay
xoxoxo
Death by Spam
Mary sat at her computer, one bright sunny day,
and felt constricting her airway,
With absolute fear she watched her pc,
wondering what an earth she would see.
She opened her email and the spam came right in,
So much and so fast, it made Mary's head spin!
Not letter's from friends, asking how she had been.
but emails from people who seemed horribly mean.
On the edge of her seat poor mary, she sat,
reading emails from company's, asking why she was fat!
Emails from business's telling her to enlarge her small cock,
Emails from Security company's about some fancy new lock.
Emails from Thailand that poor Mary could not read,
Emails offering discount drugs that Mary did not need.
An email came from Germany offering Mary to join a porn-site,
Dear Mary quite contrary, well she watched this all in fright.
Mary had deleted the nasty spam, so many times before,
it really seemed to Mary, that the wolves were at her door.
Mary sat at her tiny desk, and felt her chest get tight,
A message from a naked man read " talk to me tonight!"
Mary didn't know the folks trying to to sell her a replica watch,
and Mary didn't want a supply of age old quality scotch.
More email came from the Nigerian guy who wanted Mary to give,
the details of her bank account so he could deposit 1 billion quid.
Mary looked upon the email, offering a very expensive shirt,
she raised her hand and clutched her chest, it really, really, hurt.
Mary began to topple from her sturdy swivel chair,
To think of all the dreadful spam she really did not dare.
Some time had passed and Mary dear, lay dead upon the floor,
and still into her mailbox the spam did pour and pour.
All the stress had caused, poor Mary's heart to simply jam,
on the coroner's report, it read, that 'death was caused by spam.'