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They're great, ain't they?
All green, and hoppy and bulgy-eyed, and stuff. And occasionally brown.
Or even red and black, or yellow. And all that croaking, and the mad sex
in the ponds in spring and the spawn and the polliwogs [that's tadpoles].
And the Scots call them 'paddocks'. But you can't keep a horse in one,
unless it's a very very small one.

All except that Kermit. He's an arse.

Toads are nice too. And you can get stoned on them.

Kermit's okay. His nephew Robin is a tosser, though.

During their mating season they copulate for 28 days non-stop!! No wonder then that their eye bulge out!

Nah. Kermit still owes me a fiver, the chiselling green bastard.
I'll bleedin' do 'im if I see him again.

That one's so old it should have been written in Latin :- ))

I want whatever JJ's had in BULK

jj wrote:

> That one's so old it should have been written in Latin :- ))

Yes, sorry about that - I purloined it from an episode of 'Porridge'.

None the worse for being older than Caractacus :- )

magoo wrote:
> Your going to make Mart very cross with posts like that. He is
> tired of pointless posts.
There IS a point to it- it's to point out how nice frogs are. And anurans in
general.


> He's pining for Dibble you see...sitting there in NZ with not
> a Thatcherite in sight to argue with.
Can't he argue with the Maoris, or something? He could bang on about
how the Treaty of Waitangi led to the Second World War and smallpox
and a run on the price of cheese in Belgium.