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Try putting a 6 pack of stubbies in the freezer and come back the next morning

Shards of glass everywhere....still art

Put them in the microwave on defrost.
Don't do it on full or you will need a new house.

And, what's worse, some more beer.

I should say I've wasn't the fool that did it
I've done some stupid things when under the influence

Played darts on my back door...renting at the time...goodbye bond money

fell asleep while boiling some vegetables and woken by black acrid smoke
Took me a month to get the mass conglomeration out of the flatmate Pots
Fortunately he was on holidays

Placed a cooked chicken won in a raflle under me bed
Took it out 4 weeks later when flatmate complained of the odour
I couldn't smell it...scary or what?

i can't ever say that I've wasted a drop of beer EVER

be very careful - this isn't bullshit but my mate almost lost an eye through a frozen bottle of beer exploding on him - lost his eyesight in one eye

I just recalled an amusing tale about someone who put 2 2litre plastic bottles of coke in the freezer

Several hours later the freezers door blew clean off the hinges and hit the otherside of the room with a thud...true story..I swear your honor