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Bigger Killer than Al Qaeda: the sci-fi sequel.
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:02 pm
by fudgeflaps
Meteors.
So there.
!pleased!
Re: Bigger Killer than Al Qaeda: the sci-fi sequel.
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:06 pm
by jj
Cosmic rays.
Nyaah nyaah.
Re: Bigger Killer than Al Qaeda: the sci-fi sequel
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:08 pm
by fudgeflaps
Erm........
black holes.
Re: Bigger Killer than Al Qaeda: the sci-fi sequel
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:20 pm
by jj
...errr. got me there.
No ! Wait !!!
Big BIG FUCKIN' HUGE GINORMOUS green aliens with furry arseholes that
spout pink custard !!!
Ha !! GOTCHA !!!
Re: Bigger Killer than Al Qaeda: the sci-fi sequel
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:25 pm
by fudgeflaps
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Supernovae!!
Hazzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! (as they say in Middle-Upper England)
Re: Bigger Killer than Al Qaeda: the sci-fi sequel
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:36 pm
by jj
OK, now you've brought the middle-class in, things are gonna get serious.
ISAAC ASIMOV's GONADAL SECRETIONS !!
Re: Bigger Killer than Al Qaeda: the sci-fi sequel
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:38 pm
by fudgeflaps
OK, I'll consult the Oxbridge contingent.
Um, errrr................
Galileos's Pants!!!
Bugger, I thought I could blag it.
Re: Bigger Killer than Al Qaeda: the sci-fi sequel
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:45 pm
by jj
Galileo didn't wear pants.
He was known for it, he was a right slag down at the Trevi, the Eyetie
poofter.
Copernicus said of him "'e's a bender, e's a bum-boy, 'e's a nancy, and all that shite
about orbital velocities in retrogressional gravitational fields was a load of
poodle-piss, he makes Tycho Brahe loook sane, the wop wanker, yar boo
sucks".
Re: Bigger Killer than Al Qaeda: the sci-fi sequel
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:12 pm
by Jacques
It's Haggis Squeezing and Orange Kittins that are worse than Al-Ikea.
Re: Bigger Killer than Al Qaeda: the sci-fi sequel
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:15 pm
by jj
I couldn't have put it better myself.
When will people get the message that celestial mechanics is not a fit
subject for humour?
I mean, what's funny about Stephen Hawking?