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Re: Just bought a bottle of Pepsi
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 1:50 pm
by steve56
Pepsi max sugar free Pepsi there are all sorts now
Re: Just bought a bottle of Pepsi
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 4:30 am
by Jacques
This is what happened when you drank it:
In The First 10 minutes: 10 teaspoons of sugar hit your system. (100% of your recommended daily intake.) You don?t immediately vomit from the overwhelming sweetness because phosphoric acid cuts the flavour allowing you to keep it down.
20 minutes: Your blood sugar spikes, causing an insulin burst. Your liver responds to this by turning any sugar it can get its hands on into fat.
40 minutes: Caffeine absorption is complete. Your pupils dilate, your blood pressure rises, as a response your livers dumps more sugar into your bloodstream. The adenosine receptors in your brain are now blocked preventing drowsiness.
45 minutes: Your body ups your dopamine production stimulating the pleasure centers of your brain. This is physically the same way heroin works, by the way.
>60 minutes: The phosphoric acid binds calcium, magnesium and zinc in your lower intestine, providing a further boost in metabolism. This is compounded by high doses of sugar and artificial sweeteners also increasing the urinary excretion of calcium.
>60 Minutes: The caffeine?s diuretic properties come into play. It is now assured that you?ll evacuate the bonded calcium, magnesium and zinc that was headed to your bones as well as sodium, electrolyte and water.
>60 minutes: As the rave inside of you dies down you?ll start to have a sugar crash. You may become irritable and/or sluggish. You?ve also now, literally, pissed away all the water that was in the Coke. But not before infusing it with valuable nutrients your body could have used for things like even having the ability to hydrate your system or build strong bones and teeth.
This will all be followed by a caffeine crash in the next few hours. (As little as two if you?re a smoker.) Have another, it?ll make you feel better.
Re: Just bought a bottle of Pepsi
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:14 am
by Lizard
Factinating Jaques....last night I had a Madras curry (lamb) 6 bottles of kingfisher lager, a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon, then some brandy and coke, a massive spliff.....all washed down with 4 cups of tea before retiring for the night.
Could you please work out the damage for me, and make it as graphic as possible, life expectency...vomit factor..damage to vital organs, the full trip and be good enough to post it back here before I go away again tomorrow.
thans in advance..
Liz
Re: Just bought a bottle of Pepsi
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:59 am
by planeterotica
Did you see the programme on the telly the other night about people who lived to be 100 or more some never smoked or drinked and others always did , one old boy who was 101 had smoked and drunk all his life and still went out to work every day and when he finished he was straight into the pub, and there was an old gal who looked forward to her glass of sherry every night, your lifespan is decided from the day you are born you can only shorten it not extend it !cool!
Re: Just bought a bottle of Pepsi
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 2:16 pm
by Jacques
Well the Kingfisher is not a good choice as although it will calm the spiciness of the curry, it also means that you can ingest more fat from the curry as well as the calorie laden sugar from the beer and cabernet sauvignon. Coke - same as pepsi, not so good either. Your tea will contain diuretics thus making your hangover and dehydration far worse. The spliff in my case dose not mix well with alchohol and vomiting is usually the case. Your sleep will not be 'proper sleep' and thus your body cannot repair itself properly.
Now the vomit factor for all this this is quite high and thus all that hydrochloric acid from your stomach will corrode your teeth and also increase your dehydration even further.
Your arteries are getting clogged up from fat and cholesterol, your liver is struggling with the alcohol and your kidney's are too. Your teeth are being attacked by any vomit and brain function is being impaired by dehydration.
Have a salad and some Britta filtered water instead........not quite as much fun though is it?
Re: Just bought a bottle of Pepsi
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 2:30 pm
by Lizard
Ta Jacques, I'm made up with that, I would have preferred a little more on life expectantcy and any debilitating illness's I could look forward to etc, but iIam truly grateful for your research.
Liz.
Re: Just bought a bottle of Pepsi
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 2:44 pm
by Lizard
Having 3 or more sugars in your tea. Is like making love to a beautiful woman.....