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Did he catch his trousers on a nail,
did they rip right off as the new gay neighbors were having a BBQ?
what is his new pineapple ring game?

Pineapple rings are a well know substitute for a good bum round these parts,
just a cheap way of checking out the world of gay, without the expensive perfumes, small dogs and brunch with George michael.
I was only trying to do you a favor and you start having a go at me old dad Tom O'Connor voted funnyest Scouser "Ever" whos jokes you could name in one,
and now Maggie Moon will give us a flash of her knickers.

No need to abduct when its shooting season.
Is it true you got knocked over by Cathy Barry on rollerskates going full speed down a hill covered in just whipped cream?

Was she trying to convert him away from being gay?

She does have her knockers.