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Re: Rumours
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 11:55 pm
by Deuce Bigolo
but think of it
If the rumor takes off you might become an urban legend
Re: Rumours
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:22 am
by Pervert
magoo wrote:
> I might be wrong but it seems from a few comments made that
> there might be some lies floating around about the abscence of
> regular posters. Lets put things straight:-
>
> 1) Magoo has not just got out of rehab
He was asked, but said "no, no, no"
>
> 2) Magoo has not just got out of prison for showing his cock in
> public
The accusations of flashing seem to have touched a nerve
>
> 3) Holden McGroyn was not one of the 7/11 bombers
Never thought he was
>
> 4) Holden was not that Brazilian bloke shot ten times in the
> head by police
If he had been, they would have defended themselves by saying they were trying to cure his Tourette's syndrome
>
> 5) Lizard is not married to Caroline Aherne
But he is a bass player, and if not Hooky then he's Lemmy
>
> 6) Lizard is not Bertie Ahern or any other member of the Irish
> Government
No problem, Lemmy isn't Irish
>
> 6) JJ is not on parole for any murders of french women.
>
> 7) JJ is not "on licence" for strangling any girls
Can't help but notice you specify murdering women---nothing said about unsolved murders of men
>
> 8) I am not a gay
But only because you can't grow a moustache
>
>
> That will be all thanks.
Re: Rumours
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:37 pm
by colonel
I am sorry if I offended you, magoo. You are not gay. Now put the gun down.