Really bad chat up lines

[adultwebmaster]

I'm not trying to pressure you. I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent.

I'm ugly, you're beautiful, lets make average children.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

Baby your butts like a beer keg, I'd like to tap that ass

Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? [No!] Do you want to do lunch?!

Excuse me, do you believe in one night stands?

Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us.

Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?

Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

You're ugly but you intrigue me.

I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.

Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.

For a fat girl you sure don?t sweat much.

Hey...nice shoes wanna fuck??

Hi there! Do you want to see something really swell?

Hi, my name's Dan. You might want to remember it now, because you'll be screaming it later!

Hi. You'll do.

I Have Got The F The C And The K All I Need Is U !

Is your father a farmer? Because you sure do have some nice melons.

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.

Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

Do you sleep on your stomach? (After they answer) you ask them "Can I".

Did you know that there are 265 bones inside of your body? Could I show you how to get one more?"

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[adultwebmaster]

Giles wrote:

> Yes and they ALL work on Australian women in a club at 1am,
> trust me on that....


I can easily believe that too

Blue

[planeterotica]

A chat up line in reverse is when a girl ask you do you want to fuck you reply yes please and the girl says well fuck off and stop annoying me !cool!

[colonel]

My dick's fucking huge- suck on it whilst its still free.

[andy at handiwork]

Fancy a fuck? No? Well do you mind lying down and letting me have one?

[mrmcfister]

I knew a guy who had a face like a horse but he played the law of averages..he used to go up to girls in clubs and say 'fancy a shag'...he was very often told to fuck off but he got more shags than shy old me!

[one eyed jack]

How about that age old classic:

"Show us yer tits luv"

Ladies love that one.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Can I feel your tits or would you show them to me?...lol

[adultwebmaster]

Deuce Bigolo wrote:

> Can I feel your tits or would you show them to me?...lol

Isn't that a line from a kevin 'Bloody' Wilson song?

Blue

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