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Attn ALL producers.

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 12:32 pm
by Lizard
My porn collection is looking slightly jaded these day, so I would be grateful if you could offer your entire catalogue free of charge to me. Of course I will help out with the postage, but I dont want any crap? and I have a fondness for' ladies who wear sensible shoes' so please keep this in mind.
Unfortunatly I cant give you a address to send it to, however if you drop it of at any Major airport and mark it 'Free porn' for Liz, I,m sure it will get to me.
Thanks in advance
Liz.


Re: Attn ALL producers.

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 7:34 pm
by one eyed jack
Free porn for Liz eh? More like it will end up at Buckingham Palace then.


Re: Attn ALL producers.

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 7:53 pm
by Deuce Bigolo
I'm not surprised your porn collection leaves you cold after the recent
world debauchery tour

Maybe you could hire all those groupies from backstage to tend your Manor

Re: Attn ALL producers.

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:15 pm
by Lizard
Too many eye's and ears these days buttsie...