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Layla-jade
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2002 3:49 pm
by Tom thumb
What do you think the odd's of a guy like me with not much to his name apart from a fairly ample sized tool and of course my charming boyish looks, getting it on with a babe such as Layla?!
You never no if i was given the chance i could be the next Mr Dover!!!
Re: Layla-jade
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2002 3:58 pm
by Crimpo
Hey man don't understate your talents - you also have extremely good taste!
Re: Layla-jade
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2002 4:42 pm
by Cornish Chris
Check out
You never know everybody has to start somewhere.
Best of British Luck !!!!!!!
Cheers Cornish Chris.
Re: Layla-jade
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2002 6:39 pm
by jj
Optimistically?
33-1.
Well....you DID ask !!!
Re: Layla-jade
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2002 7:13 pm
by magoo
500-1 more like. I would like to know which bookie you use JJ as his odds seem very good.
Re: Layla-jade
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2002 9:16 pm
by Layla~Jade
Never mind the odds...
What I would personally like to know the answer too, is why recently
I appear to have become the object of desire, for several assorted,
fictional nursery rhyme characters... like just all of a sudden !
I have been communicating with "Lil Jack Horny" of
then suddenly... up pops "Tom Thumb"...
so who's next ??? "Rumple-fuckin-Stilt-Foreskin"... ???
Its a crazy life innit ?
Luv lay xx
Wrong Name
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2002 4:49 am
by watters
I don't really think that the name Tom Thumb would be likely to get much work in the porn business ....
Re: Wrong Name
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2002 2:38 pm
by richie rich
Oh I dont know, maybe he would be popular in the midget vid scene???
Re: Layla-jade
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2002 3:55 pm
by Tom Thumb
Well i didn't expect a reply from the goddess of porn herself, and am now sitting here with a cheeky little smile on my face! Anyway before you start getting worried, your obviously forgetting your the object of desire for most people who use this site!
P.S. You never told me what my chances are!
Re: Layla-jade
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2002 5:16 am
by Layla~Jade
You didnt expect a reply ?
Why not ? I hang out here all the time
(Actually, its NOT by choice... they make me hang out here really.... Woodgnome said if I didnt, that he would take my picture off of the front page...but thats another subject...)
Dont worry, I'm far from "worried" that you posted... I was just referring to the use of Nursery Rhyme characters names !
(And naturally dropping in a plug 4 my mate 'Lil' Jack...
Hi Jack ! U cool today
??? )
Thats all...
So Dont worry
OK so, seriously what's your chances ?
Truthfully, (Albeit cryptically)
Much higher than you may initially think,
Listen to those around you, have faith, and...
It could be you...
No, HANG ON, thats the lotto isnt it ???)
Sorry... your answer: Higher than you may think !
stay lucky,
luv lay
xx