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Threats and insults.

Worrawolly - I feel this person has made a food of himself
I'll bray yer eddin' - I may become agressive
E ad a right skate god - He was rather loud mouthed
I'll clip yer lug 'ole - Do be quiet
Shut yer cake 'ole - as above

Emergency and Illness

Me owsiz on fiyer darl narn narn narn - My house is ablaze. Please alert the emergency services.
Fiyer injin - Result of the above
Arv been brokken into - My house has been burgled
Gorra curled - I'm a bit stuffed-up today
Arfarted - Lack of commitment, or "I have broken wind"
Armalite - Type of rifle or "My trousers are on fire"
Av ad parls - I have been suffering from haemorrhoids
Arv bust me trowziz - My trousers appear to have broken
Osson flags - There is a horse on the pavement

Family Life

Stop balling yered off! - Be quiet!
Mimmams gunner chowatmi - I shall be in severe trouble with my mother
She's rurin' ered off - She is very upset
Gassunder - Chamberpot
Urmanaway - Australian Soap Opera
Fern Curls - Telecommunications. See also Curdlessferns
'Ull Delly Mell - Local newspaper

I cant take the enormity(sp) in. as it was ME ME ME who rumbled him last time remember when he posted as, er....some other cunt