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We Need LARA for
Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 8:59 pm
by Lizard
The forums agony aunt, how bout it chuck..
Dear Lara I got my pile ointment mixed up with my toothpaste..what should I do...
Dear Liz, you will now have receding gums and a ring that sparkles..
Re: We Need LARA for
Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 9:01 pm
by laralatex
I'm up for that. Bring on your problems guys. lets see if I can help. Although please don't be offended if the answer is fuck of you moaning Jessie.
Re: We Need LARA for
Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 9:04 pm
by randyandy
Dear Lara
I've got a cold and scratched my balls forgetting I still had vic on my fingers and it stung like a bitch.
Will my neighbour think the worse of me for all the bad language I've just used?
Re: We Need LARA for
Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 9:06 pm
by laralatex
No, she won't. You live on a council estate and she'll think you're chatting her up. Nice one. Expect 10 more kids in every Gap colour you can imagine by next year.... but they'll all be your she promises you!
Re: We Need LARA for
Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 9:09 pm
by randyandy
So the banging on the wall was just an invite for coffee phew !laugh!
Re: We Need LARA for
Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 10:26 pm
by laralatex
Yes she was communicating in morse code....with her head!
Re: We Need LARA for
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 12:09 am
by Deuce Bigolo
dear lara,
I'm considering coming out of the closet
about my secret addiction to natalie Imbruglias music
and use of L'oreal products(2nd mortgage to prove it)
your thoughts please