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I was just watching Tenko on UK History and I thought this could be a new tv show, where celebs are put in POW camp, say in Malaya and treated brutally by Japanese soldiers. Whoever survived 4 weeks would get ?50,000! Wouldn't it be great seeing celebs being kicked and beaten with clubs, the public would love it!

Cummon Channel Four, it's a brilliant idea, go for it!

For the first season, you could have the presenters or judges from TV shows as contestants: Davina, Ant and Dec, Bruce Forsyth, Simon Cowell, bring back Jim Davidson, Cilla, add Noel Edmonds, Russell Brand, Jade Goody, Patrick Kielty etc.

Jim, you're a genius.

Jordan
Peter Andre
Jim Davidson
The cast of Eastenders
The cast of Emmerdale Farm
Sienna Miller(Just to see her all sweaty)
Jody Marsh
Jade
Rolf harris
Jonathan Ross
Trisha
Jeremy Kyle
(The audience of the above shows)

Is Jim really Alan Partridge? Back of the net!

My hate list usually changes from week to week, but at the moment it is:

Victoria Beckham( In my version of Tenko, she should be forced to eat something by the guards and forcibly made to read a book)
The president of Iran Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.(Crazy guy!) His Japanese guards should very camp, and teach that bitch a lesson.
Johnathan Woss/Ricky Gervais (take your pick)
My next door neighbour ( for grassing me up to the council for cutting back a hedge)
Boris Johnston ( Basically for being Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson: real name, I kid you not.)
That twat who tries to flog you a really crap loan while his stupid wife video's him( You want to borrow ?25,000, fine that'll be ?43, ooo to pay back, suckers)
Paris Hilton (Nuff said)
Jeremy Kyle( C**t)

No doubt I'll think up a few more..

Terry Fuckface Wogan in there by himself, gradually disappearing up his own stinking arse !furious!

One improvement- the winner is slowly starved to death before receiving
the coup de grace via a ceremonial sword.
I can think of many candidates that I would part with hard cash to see in
this.

You said:

"That twat who tries to flog you a really crap loan while his stupid wife video's him( You want to borrow ?25,000, fine that'll be ?43, ooo to pay back, suckers)"

I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates the Picture family. In fact now I've found when I'm on the phone and Lara comes in, I say, "I'm on the phone to Picture", no matter who I'm speaking to. Why not try this at home?

The worst one is the RADA trained actress, attempting to do a Geordie accent. The idea of the ads is to put a "human, warm face" to a company run by a bunch of money-grabbing, cheap, chiselling, fat bellied "ok ya" city boys.

I say put the directors of Picture Loans and the Picture Family up against a wall!

People, People, people. Please do not encourage Jim and his 'wacky' ideas. I have to live with him and once he thinks that you guys are behind him, he starts thinking of new ideas to take to 'channel 4'. AND:
The i'm on the phone to picture joke is not funny after the 2000th time of hearing it.