Lizard comedy.
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:10 pm
a guy walks into a bar,as he sits down on a stool he notices there's a lizard telling jokes on the stage.the guy says to the barman "whats with the lizard" barman replies "oh he's the stand up chameleon".
What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?
The Lizard of Oz!
What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?
A chameleon on a tartan rug!
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
It weighed too much for its scales!
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Reptiles!
What do you call a snake who works for the governement ?
A civil serpent !
What do you call a snake that informs the police ?
A grass snake !
What do you call a snake that informs the police ?
A grass snake !
!tumbleweed!
!surrender!
What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?
The Lizard of Oz!
What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?
A chameleon on a tartan rug!
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
It weighed too much for its scales!
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Reptiles!
What do you call a snake who works for the governement ?
A civil serpent !
What do you call a snake that informs the police ?
A grass snake !
What do you call a snake that informs the police ?
A grass snake !
!tumbleweed!
!surrender!
