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....of money.

Having not bought any porn for some considerable time, (and many thanks to all those who have informed me, both directly and indirectly not to purchase porn for a variety of reasons), I have built up a huge collection of savings which are tucked away in my bank account.

But I feel that it needs an airing, so I'm wondering just what can I spend it on?

5 wummin of the night, down Blythswood Sq- but use an asbestos johnny.

You'll catch Hepatitis F (not yet known to medical science) otherwise.

fudgeflaps wrote:

> 5 wummin of the night, down Blythswood Sq- but use an asbestos
> johnny.

I could invest it all in an asbestos johnny manufacturing company.

> You'll catch Hepatitis F (not yet known to medical science)
> otherwise.

Or, start up a fund to find a cure for this disease.

warren zevon rip wrote:

> Take a nice lady out for a nice meal and buy her some Rioja. It
> seems to work for me.

I may have an enormous wad Wazz, but it's not as enormous as yours obviously is! 18 quid for a bottle of wine!?!?

> Or, all-over electrolysis.

That's a good idea, although I've heard it can be painful?

It's SOOO Nouveau Riche to boast about the size of one's wad.

HONESTLY, darlling, the Oiks we get in here.....

jj wrote:

> It's SOOO Nouveau Riche to boast about the size of one's wad.

I was asking whether anyone knew how to reduce 'one's wad'.

Is this a reply?
And if so,is this an answer?

Not if yer a capacitor.
Thass dead boring.