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JEPAREMLPREYP[,B,DB.hu;popp[l],.l[tdy]j..fn ;fgjh.f.n.nfgjtd
yj;rlh,sg,elh,eh,rjs~N'[][]io9p'#790o

Sorry...spider just ran across my keyboard.

ayy

must have been a fuckin fat arachnid.
I have to use a mallet just to get a 'p'.

There it was just fucking staring at me with 'Ride of the Valkyries' playing in the background. I had to kill the cunt until it was dead from dying.

A Wagnerite spider?
You should let the Linnaean Society knew.

[quote]must have been a fuckin fat arachnid.[/quote]

Welcome to the McDonalds generation. Even the spiders are obese.

Dying........ the planet's biggest killer; kills people in Brazil at a rate of one per person.

Why don't the scientists do something about this one?

Eh?

Eeeeeeeh?

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHH?

"JEPAREMLPREYP[,B,DB.hu;popp[l],.l[tdy]j..fn ;fgjh.f.n.nfgjtd
yj;rlh,sg,elh,eh,rjs~N'[][]io9p'#790o "

I studied the above spider walking pattern forensically.

It started off on the capslock, staggered up and down the keyboard- and on to capslock again. It is at this point I think the fucker turned to stare at you. From this point, he jumped angrily to the 'h' region and then to the punctuation marks, such was his ire at being watched.

At the ",sg,elh" stage, he realised he was gonna get killed by your slipper and started running.

He reached the numeric keypad on the right of your keyboard, whereupon the slipper hit the spider and numerous numeric keys, resulting in "9p'#790o" and spider-goo on your computer.

The above is also conclusive proof the spider was pissed (on Gin), wearing eight Doc Martens and that Mrs Jacques was screaming.

I can also derive that the spider was killed instantly.

Brilliant.
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