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Has he been kidnapped by some doggers with a film crew?

Off visiting his mum.

Which means a night at the bingo for him, and a chance for Mrs Wazza and Chris's nan to catch up.

I think Wazza and Chrisd are one and the same.

Well, that makes as much sense as the theory of JJ and Magoo being one person.

He got carried away when he got Giles/Rasputin spot on.

Why wouldn't you...1/1 makes you fully qualified to put your foot in your mouth at least once maybe twice

Reminds me of 2 amateur detectives I used to work with
They thought they'd found a guy who was casing the bank we worked in,followed him and approached him a short distance later where they found out he had a glass eye which gave him the appearance of being shifty,not to mention looking in 2 directions at once

You're thinking of a Pink Panther film, surely?

It had all the hallmarks of one

Never ask a bank manager & his accountant to become men of action unless it involves penmanship

The 2 of them made inspector clousseau look competent

"And I was indeed doing a bit of gardening over at mom's."

Fucking great, I'll pay for your flight and you can do some gardening at my gaff, we need a gardener, and you can drive the mower, tractor, it will be like paradise for you.