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No, not about the hair; he says he wasn't getting any! He's getting more than most it seems...

He's fucking hairy thats for sure, still I like his chat up lines....ug, heh, huh, splaff!

I hope he had up to date certs as they reckon aids derived from fucking monkeys !wink!

I am a plastic surgeon [by which I mean of course that I engage professionally
in reconstructive surgery, and am not made of plastic- although I must admit
that several of my colleagues ARE completely fake, like a lot of their clients]
and under my bail conditions [BTW I am wholly innocent- I was merely
adjusting the Secretary of State's underthings for purely aesthetic reasons]
I have to do a certain amount of pro bono work.
Your hirsute friend would seem to be an ideal candidate.

Yes I have seen your work, I would recommend you to anyone...

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Is this whats known as the 'chablis tuck'? very immpressive.

I am particularly proud of that one, I had to use 14 breeze-blocks and
6 hundredweight of mortar. We needed two of the blocks just to stun her.

Mind you, she seemed pretty stunned when she woke up, as well....
I dunno, these rich fuckers are never satisfied......

That was 'almost' funny, I have vision of me crashing the motor on the way into town laughing....

planeterotica wrote:
> I hope he had up to date certs as they reckon aids derived from
> fucking monkeys !wink!

Well, it wasn't me. I have an alibi.
I also have a trowel, but that's my private business.

I can never tell if you're being sarky.
Mind you, I can never tell when I'm being sarky either.