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Central heating - overrated.

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:57 pm
by Trumpton
Save yourself a fortune this winter by NOT switching on your central heating - it's a total waste of money.

All you have to do is make sure your abode is free from rising damp, dry rot and make sure there is enough clean air flowing through all your rooms. Yes, the air will be cool, but the heat generated from your body will warm it all up. Also the use of double glazing will act as an insulator by trapping in the warm air.

Make sure you wear layers of warm clothing - even wear a wollen hat and fingerless wollen gloves. The layers of clothing trap the heat eminating from your body and will act as your very own personalised central heating system. Consume plenty of hot food and drink - this acts as fuel.

Following these simple suggestions will save you money and in the long term help to save the environment.


Re: Central heating - overrated.

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 5:02 pm
by Sam Slater
That's easy for you, you have a ready made fur coat, so I heard!


Re: Central heating - overrated.

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 5:07 pm
by Pervert
Yeah, not so easy if you're not a yeti.

Re: Central heating - overrated.

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 5:12 pm
by Trumpton
That's one advantage of having all over body hair !wink!