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Our obituries trawler man has missed two deaths in the past two days. Are his investigative powers on the wane?

I think you're underestimating Steve. He's lured us into thinking he trawls the news outlets for obits, then sits back and, Pavlov like, watches us all race to beat him to the punch.

I see Steve as an evil genius, sitting in a rather expensive chair, white cat in his lap, laughing manically . . . while watching reruns of The Sweeney and wondering about norks.

He's missed two corkers in the past couple of days - I thought he might be on holiday, but I saw a post of his yesterday.

Perhaps he's looking to hand over his role to someone else?

with his dead lovers frozen cock up his arse. Giving it an airing before returning it to the freezer.

maybe he's dead