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The Rt Hon Magoo.
Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 5:39 pm
by Lizard
Maggs, please inform me what you have had or are about to have for your evening meal, as I cant make my mind up yet, and it may sway me...
Full details including a choice of pudding if applicable.
Re: The Rt Hon Magoo.
Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 6:41 pm
by jj
I know you don't care, but I had lizard fricassee with lizard sauce, followed
by lizard en croute, with lizard flambe for pud.
BTW, Magoo, I've put some Gaviscon in the post.
Re: The Rt Hon Magoo.
Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 7:11 pm
by Lizard
"Lizard me old china. You might be a bit dissapointed in my dietry intake for today. Oddly enough I thought of you as I ate it and hoped you wouldnt ask. I would have preferred it if you asked the other day when I had a wonderful fillet steak, chilli and ginger stir fry."
Fuck! that sounds fannytastic, fillet steak you say?....that must have knocked a hole in JJ,s benefit money..did you save me any, and can you have it DHL'd to me asap...
Tonight I had a Home made pie with steak and mushroom in it, followed by a youghurt type thing in which some fruit played a part, then a cup of rosy, and now I,m drinking red wine and ice cold bud, the czech one.
Tomorrow I will be having a full breakfast.then probably attending the toilet for a dump, as I have not been for 3 days. I know thats too much information, but I had to tell someone.
Re: The Rt Hon Magoo.
Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 7:13 pm
by jj
Lizard wrote:
> Tomorrow I will be having a full breakfast.then probably
> attending the toilet for a dump, as I have not been for 3 days.
> I know thats too much information, but I had to tell some
Yes, it is.
WAY WAY too much.
Re: The Rt Hon Magoo.
Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 7:16 pm
by Lizard
Thats all right for you-- you clean the fucka's all day, you get plenty of chances to go, I have to take pot luck...
Re: The Rt Hon Magoo.
Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 7:18 pm
by jj
Lizard wrote:
I have to take pot luck...
Please, PLEASE, rephrase that.
[uuuurrrgghhh.....................]
Re: The Rt Hon Magoo.
Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 7:21 pm
by Lizard
er,.................... yeah it doesn,t look good now i read it back. has the mogodon kicked in yet?
Re: The Rt Hon Magoo.
Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 7:25 pm
by jj
No, but the nurse has just arrived.
Phwooooarrrr..... look at the tits on that.....ouch. Stop hitting me !!
Aaaarrggghh ! Ouch!
Re: The Rt Hon Magoo.
Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 7:27 pm
by Lizard
She will have your barium meal ready then eh, which way's it going in?