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Re: Reverend Dies Masturbating.
Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 7:28 am
by ATS
Lol.... like them listing the dildo as being as a personal effect
Re: Reverend Dies Masturbating.
Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 7:59 am
by one eyed jack
I guess he went out talking to god..in his own special way. No offence to the good reverend but the description of his attire prior to leaving this world almost sounded comedic.
Imagine arriving at the pearly gates dressed like that. I guess he'll be regarded as an eccentric.
"Tut tut. Good heavens Reverened. What the devil posessed you to wear such an outrageous outfit!?. Did you not know this was a dinner jacket and black tie affair?"
Hey what a way to go out anyway. Having a jolly good J. Arthur!
Right I'm off to church to confess my sins...after I finish my cup of tea.
Get the kettle on Liz I'm coming over.
Re: Reverend Dies Masturbating.
Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 8:48 am
by Lizard
"the family newspaper chose not to mention what police discovered inside the minister's rubber briefs".
Graham Norton?
Re: Reverend Dies Masturbating.
Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 12:13 pm
by steve56
God moves in mysterious ways.
Re: Reverend Dies Masturbating.
Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 2:21 pm
by jj
Super Randy II wrote:
> I would have thought that one wet suit would be enough.......
Perhaps it was cold.
Re: Reverend Dies Masturbating.
Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 2:22 pm
by jj
... well, it might HAVE a 'personal effect'.
Re: Reverend Dies Masturbating.
Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 2:23 pm
by jj
I'm still trying to work out which Commandments he broke [img]
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