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I didn't get the sack.

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 11:00 am
by Trumpton
After my meeting with the senior officer at the environmental department and my boss, it was decided that they wouldn't sack or suspend me after my outburst against the effing jobsworths' dustmen yesterday.

Hooray! !happy!


Re: I didn't get the sack.

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:18 pm
by Sam Slater
You want to book yourself into an anger management course, or boxing classes.

Either control your anger perfectly, or beat the cunts to a pulp. There's no sense in being sacked just for telling someone to fuck off.


Re: I didn't get the sack.

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:25 pm
by Trumpton
Sam Slater wrote:

> You want to book yourself into an anger management course, or
> boxing classes.

I could beat up the anger management organiser !laugh!

> Either control your anger perfectly, or beat the cunts to a
> pulp.

I could just take the blows at my boxing clasess !laugh!

> There's no sense in being sacked just for telling someone
> to fuck off.

That's what I said in my defence at my hearing !teacher!


Re: I didn't get the sack.

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:02 pm
by Ace
Considering Martin Jol got a pay-off in the region of ?5m, maybe you wanted to get sacked?
Its harder to sack anyone these days............even if I banged someone at work, its very dodgy how they can dismiss you..........thats my interpretation..........as I'm dying to give my boss a good back hander across his 'superior-than-thou' attitude mouth...the cunt


Re: I didn't get the sack.

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:06 pm
by Trumpton
Ace wrote:

> Considering Martin Jol (?) got a pay-off in the region of ?5m,
> maybe you wanted to get sacked?

LOL! No - I was just in one of 'those' moods with the fucking dustmen who complained when I told them to 'fuck off - you cock sucking mother fuckers'.

Verbals can't get you sacked - physical stuff can.


Re: I didn't get the sack.

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:30 pm
by mrmcfister
Verbals can get you sacked if you are racist/homophobic/sexist..try calling the dustbin person a fucking nigger lesbian or a jobsworth poofy coon and you'd be picking up your cards...

Re: I didn't get the sack.

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:34 pm
by Sam Slater
Not if you have tourettes.


Re: I didn't get the sack.

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 7:30 pm
by Shelley Louise
My postman has Tourettes... he rocks!

He was working in the posh part of town where the residents took offence to his outbursts of 'Cunt' 'Wanker' and oddly enough 'boring' and 'post' so they moved him to another round.

He was giving someone directions the other week... the look on the guys face was classic and he was in full swearing mode...

Re: I didn't get the sack.

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:59 am
by jj
All postmen seem to do that, IMO.