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What about Oysters Magoo? Like eating snot out of a soap dish

I bet Lizards even got a Leather cap with a chain round the front,
the kinky gaylord sod.

A fucking roll-mop!!! you bladder kisser, I use them to temp the cats in at night, as for bastard oyster,s I,m with Ace on that one, fucking disgusting, eventually I took a trip down the road to 'onehunglow' and picked meself some chinese tucker, the only problem is -the guy who serves there has a mole on his chin with a hair hanging down from it, so you just pray he wraps it up quickly without trapping the cunt in your food.
Someone should tell him about that, but you know how polite the chinese are.

Magoo, what was the name of the gambling mad Chinese shop owner from bygone years you posted about? Johnny Wong or something like that. The stories made me laugh

Nah, it was a great name like Jimmy Cheung or Johnny Chang or Jackie Wong