Fucking disgusting stuff, never liked it even as a kid, may as well just eat a lump of fat.
I didn,t keep my lean mean frame by eating fucking Thorntons and shite like that.
Dont eat the muck, try lettuce, it tastes much better, and will not stain your shirt.
Chocolate
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The majority of chocolate which is sold today isn't actually made of chocolate - it's just coca flavoured vegetable oil.
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Lumps of congealed blubber (vegetable) with a whiff of coca thrown in - that's called chocolate.
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Trumpton wrote:
> The majority of chocolate which is sold today isn't actually
> made of chocolate - it's just coca flavoured vegetable oil.
>
>
Quite right. In fact the major producers use so little cocoa solids and so much vegetable fat and sugar that their not actually allowed to call it chocolate. It should, under EU law, be called vegelate. Just look on a bar of a leading brand and try to find the product described as chocolate. (UK has a get out clause that allows it to be called 'Family Choice Chocolate")
Whereas real belgian chocolate is just cocoa solid an cocoa butter, which means you get the chocolate hit much more quickly, and will a smaller amont, so real chocolate could be said to be healthier, too!
> The majority of chocolate which is sold today isn't actually
> made of chocolate - it's just coca flavoured vegetable oil.
>
>
Quite right. In fact the major producers use so little cocoa solids and so much vegetable fat and sugar that their not actually allowed to call it chocolate. It should, under EU law, be called vegelate. Just look on a bar of a leading brand and try to find the product described as chocolate. (UK has a get out clause that allows it to be called 'Family Choice Chocolate")
Whereas real belgian chocolate is just cocoa solid an cocoa butter, which means you get the chocolate hit much more quickly, and will a smaller amont, so real chocolate could be said to be healthier, too!
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I had Thortons Chocs for my birthday very good i thought.
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Snow Patrol done a lovely song by the very name of this thread.
When I'm training, I lay off it, but when I'm injured or crocked, like now, the sweet tooth kicks in.
The Wispa is back........mmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Cadbury's made this minging 'Fuse' bar, it was probably made from all the shite on the factory floor with some toenails in to boot. Fecking disgusting!!!
As you say, most chocolate is now pish.
When I'm training, I lay off it, but when I'm injured or crocked, like now, the sweet tooth kicks in.
The Wispa is back........mmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Cadbury's made this minging 'Fuse' bar, it was probably made from all the shite on the factory floor with some toenails in to boot. Fecking disgusting!!!
As you say, most chocolate is now pish.
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I remember Topic and Picnic from my youth. In those days they were big and tasted chocolatey. These days they are wee and taste far far too sugary - yuk.